The Lessons My Friends Taught 2: Even More Life Lessons Learned From Friends "When all else fails, turn it upside down" - katster "Christian Fundamentalism: The belief that God hates common sense even more than he hates sin." - con. by KillJoy "Reality is that which still exists even after you quit believing in it." - Phillip K Dick; con. by KillJoy "Fights make friends better." - con. by nexxus "If you have to ask, it probably means you shouldn't." - con. by nexxus "It is better to have loved and lost than to have just lost." - con. by KillJoy "Unlike genius, Insanity has no limits. Unfortunately, neither does stupidity." - con. by KillJoy "The meek will inherit the earth; the rest of us will go to the stars." - con. by KillJoy "The amount of intelligence on the planet remains constant; the population is growing." - con. by Zibblsnrt "Slavish adherence to formal ritual is a sign that one has nothing better to think about." - Michael Stackpole; con. by KillJoy "It is said pain and suffering are a fuel on which the flames of desire are fed. Still, I think I would prefer to have burned brightly rather than not at all." - con. by KillJoy "Why are you smiling, and WHERE IS MY CAT?" - con. by Joii "How many college freshmen does it take to change a lightbulb? None. That's a sophomore course." - con. by KillJoy "You can't change the past but you can certainly make a mess of the future by dwelling on it." - con. by nexxus "I count your friendship one of the chiefest pleasures of my life, a comfort in time of doubt and trouble, a joy in time of prosperity and success, and an inspiration at all times." - Edwin Osgood Grover; con. by Cygnata "A friend may be found and lost, but an old friend can never be found, and nature has provided they cannot be easily lost." - Samuel Johnson; con. by Cygnata "But every road is rough to me that has no friend to cheer it." - Elizabeth Shane; con. by Cygnata "Of all the means which wisdom uses to ensure happiness throughout the whole of life, by far the most important is the acquisition of friends." - Epicurus; con. by Cygnata "Those who bring sunshine to others cannot keep it from themselves" - James M. Barrie; con. by Cygnata "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout." - con. by Zibblsnrt